I'm freaking out!!

Well, ok, there's nothing about any of those things, but I try to lure you to my page, and it seems to have worked (since you're actually reading this). I'm still very bored, got kicked out of several chat rooms for annoying gay people... (don't take anything serious, gay people)
and that's about it... boredom even drives me to thinking about selling instant water (you only have to add water, shake, and voilà...)
or publishing an article that's blaming a certain president as the personification of evil (quite dangerous thoughts...)...

I really don't know what to do, no ideas at all... (not any real ones)
well, see ya...